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Volume 1, Issue 8
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AIRPORT TSA SCREENERS UNDER FIRE FOR SEARCHING BABIES
Washington DC: Congressional hearings are being held this week to investigate numerous security
issues at the nation's airports. One hot topic will be the TSA policy on screening passengers.…
Babies!
If a Baby’s name comes up on the EPSL (Enhanced Passenger Screen List,) the TSA Employee will do a
complete body scan and search. This has caused a number of delays and complaints from parents.
TSA Czar, Herman Linker, defended the practice and placed the fault of delays on the Babies. “These
Babies are a challenge for our employees. They do not seem to listen to directions and refuse to
cooperate. We must follow this guideline for all passengers to ensure safety. What if a Baby explodes
on a flight? This would be a tragedy I would not want to happen on my watch.”
issues at the nation's airports. One hot topic will be the TSA policy on screening passengers.…
Babies!
If a Baby’s name comes up on the EPSL (Enhanced Passenger Screen List,) the TSA Employee will do a
complete body scan and search. This has caused a number of delays and complaints from parents.
TSA Czar, Herman Linker, defended the practice and placed the fault of delays on the Babies. “These
Babies are a challenge for our employees. They do not seem to listen to directions and refuse to
cooperate. We must follow this guideline for all passengers to ensure safety. What if a Baby explodes
on a flight? This would be a tragedy I would not want to happen on my watch.”
After hours of testimony, Linker agreed that in the case of Babies, the
TSA needs a modified policy. He said…
“ OK on the Baby screening. For now, we will direct all the TSA field
offices to just shake them real hard.”
TSA needs a modified policy. He said…
“ OK on the Baby screening. For now, we will direct all the TSA field
offices to just shake them real hard.”
Prince William and Kate Middleton Visit LA's Skid Row
Kate said, "Ewwww, gross!"
Willie Locked the Bentley Dores.
Willie Locked the Bentley Dores.
Michelle Obama Serves Homeless at Soup Kitchen
Cost of a bowl of soup at homeless shelter: $0.00 dollars
Having Michelle Obama serve you your soup: $0.00 dollars
Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving a government-funded
meal while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 BlackBerry cell phone:
Priceless
Having Michelle Obama serve you your soup: $0.00 dollars
Snapping a picture of a homeless person who is receiving a government-funded
meal while taking a picture of the first lady using his $500 BlackBerry cell phone:
Priceless
Giant Pig Shot in Waupaca Wisconsin
Teenage hunter, Barth Felker, poses with his first kill. Barth shot the pig
last Sunday while walking in the woods with his dog, Zippy.
Barth is a special needs child and when asked of the kill, he simply said,
“Bacon.”
last Sunday while walking in the woods with his dog, Zippy.
Barth is a special needs child and when asked of the kill, he simply said,
“Bacon.”
100 Watt Bulbs to be Banned in January 2012
Al Gore announced that his environmental activist group has successfully convinced Congress to
ban the incandescent light bulb. The 100 Watt bulb will go first and then by 2016, all incandescent
bulbs will be outlawed. Gore stated that this will force the public to conserve resources. “New
florescent bulbs are much more efficient. See my company’s website to purchase the new bulbs.
www.algores-bulbs4you.com”
ban the incandescent light bulb. The 100 Watt bulb will go first and then by 2016, all incandescent
bulbs will be outlawed. Gore stated that this will force the public to conserve resources. “New
florescent bulbs are much more efficient. See my company’s website to purchase the new bulbs.
www.algores-bulbs4you.com”
Reactions vary. The Bunion pole of Wisconsin consumers found 94.3% are against the new bulbs.
Milly Felker of Oshkosh, WI, said:
"The new fangled bulbs suck. I hate them and that dick Gore. He’s one sneaky Son of a Bitch.”
Mrs. Felker also said, "I'm gonna take my next Social Security check and buy a shitpot full of
100 Watters."
"The new fangled bulbs suck. I hate them and that dick Gore. He’s one sneaky Son of a Bitch.”
Mrs. Felker also said, "I'm gonna take my next Social Security check and buy a shitpot full of
100 Watters."
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